princessjanecrocker:

ultrafacts:

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hmm maybe i should change my theme soon

zubious:

pitchimperator:

southpauz:

The Battle Frontier is a terrifying place

Omg

THAT SKIPLOOM

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

crushingeagle:

owlthedeadman:

Who should I vote for, Troy Baker or Troy Baker.

it turned out that troy baker beat troy baker. what a crushing defeat for troy baker. at least troy baker is a stand up guy and likely took it well.

congratulations, troy baker. sorry for your loss, troy baker.

Name three characters you think of when you think of me.

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°